March 2024 SOLC–Day 8
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This post is also for this week’s Poetry Friday.
If you read my post yesterday, you might be wondering if I went to Boot Camp last night or not. Here’s an update…
I get home from school determined to go to Boot Camp, though I do NOT want to do it. Not AT ALL. I am bone tired, physically, but also just so tired of rushing. I want a night where I don’t have to do anything, for at least a little while. Outside, it’s cold and rainy. Inside, the chair beckons. The wood stove beckons. I give in to the lures for just a moment, curl up on the chair, and within moments, fall fast asleep.
I wake up a little bit later and immediately look at my watch.
“Phew! I didn’t miss Boot Camp!” said no one in my house.
With incredible effort and stunning discipline, I overcome the forces of inertia and propel myself into exercise clothes and out the door, whining all the way.
At the Y, before class starts, everyone is throwing around the “f” word.
“We’re going to do centers tonight and you’re going to work really hard!” the instructor says.
“Fun!” someone replies enthusiastically.
Fun? Huh. That’s not the f word that came to my mind.
“We’ll get the music going and really get into it. You’re going to leave it all out there!”
“Fun!” someone else chirps happily.
If you’re a fan of the move, “The Princess Bride”, you’ll understand that after a few more “Fun’s”, it was really hard not to say, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Soon enough, the instructor has explained all the stations, and we’re off.
I start with jump roping. I quickly get tired. Keep going! Just distract yourself. Think about something else… I often try to write poetry when insomnia strikes, but I’m pretty sure I can’t compose while bouncing. Just pick a word and rhyme. (Please bear in mind that I’m feeling overwhelmed at this whole exercise Boot Camp thing, so I have to do something to keep going.)
rope
scope
hope
dope
dope
DOPE
bope?
BEEP! Next station.
I stumble to the next station, some sort of stair torture.
I recognize that I might be having a less than stellar mindset and try to turn off the negativity.
Come on, Molly. I tell myself in my best cheerleader voice. You can do this. Just try.
try
fly
die
Ohhhhkay, maybe choose another word.
The instructor’s voice rises over the music, “If you need to stop and catch your breath, that’s okay.”
Breath, I think, panting heavily and trying to catch mine. Good word.
breath
death
Okay, maybe this rhyme thing isn’t working so well. I stop rhyming and try to focus on my form at the current station, but before I know it, I’m rhyming again.
“Finish strong!”
strong
long
wrong
wrong
WRONG!
BEEP!
“Next station!”
I’m now doing something called Crawling Bear. At least I think that’s what the instructor called it. I am literally on my hands and feet with my butt stuck up in the air, scuttling around a marked path. (I’d describe it some more, but you really don’t want to do too much envisioning here.)
My rhyme brain and negativity decide to join forces.
What rhymes with suck?
Oh!!! The f word!
So, I repeat that one over and over and over in my head until…
BEEP!
“Next station!”
And so it goes.
Eventually it ends. And I did it all. More or less.
On the way home I compose a limerick in honor of the occasion (and so that I could technically link this post to Poetry Friday lol).
There once was a foolish old lass
who started an exercise class
Her thighs were a-quakin’
her biceps a shakin’
‘Twas all a big pain in her a*s!
If you’re interested in checking out some much more meaningful rhyming and poetry, head over to Laura Purdie Salas’s blog. She’s hosting Poetry Friday and celebrating the launch of her newest book, “Oskar’s Voyage”. You’ll find some fascinating tidbits on the book’s creation, especially how it moved from prose to poetry.